SEC 203

finally

2008-03-11T01:49:00.000-07:00

okay...
im FINALLY
gonna update this reallt stagnated blog..
(:
danielle here...
ahahaha...
sigh...
i swear that 203 ROCKED THE HELL OUT OF ME...
and i miss everyone there..
commpared to this year,
where i just cant stand my class..
no offence what so ever...
hmmm...
we should NEVER
delete this blog...
im willing to keep it alive every
once in a while...
just dont delete it leh...
its depressing enough that we're all seperated
(well most of us)
and yeah...
really miss 203.
okay enough of depressing talk...
:))
ahah
thinking back makes me wanna laugh...
with all the funny stuff we did... i think im gonna upload all the old pics
of us 203ians of 2007
ahahahaha...
some are darn funny...
oh yeah.
i also have a pic some of the 203 people took with
miss tan on
fun and fitness day....
which i nearly died cos of the run..
(:
memories memories...
hahaha
okay
here are the pics
:)

Song dedication

2007-11-26T01:15:00.000-08:00

HI 2/3.. IVY HERE.. I SERIOUSLY MISS U ALL.. HAD FUN DURING THE CLASS PARTY:) JUZ WANNA DEDICATE A SONG TO U ALL.. HOPE YOU'LL LIK IT.. WITH LOTS OF LOVE

HERE ARE THE LYRICS:
It has been so long since we have talked
I hope that things are still the same
hoping they will never change
cause what we had can't be replaced
don't let our memories fade away
keep me in your heart for always

You made me believe
that I can do almost anything
stood right by me
through the tears through everything

I'll remember you,
and baby that's forever true
you're the one that I'll always miss
never thought it would feel like this
I'll be there for you,
no matter what you're goin' through
in my heart you'll always be, forever baby
I'll remember you

I promise you I won't forget the times we shared, the tears we cried
You'll always be the sun in my sky
It may be fate that brings us back to meet again someday
Even though we go seprate ways

You made me believe
that I can do almost anything
You stood right by me
through the tears through everything

I'll remember you,
and baby that's forever true
you're the one that I'll always miss
never thought it would feel like this
I'll be there for you,
no matter what your goin' through
in my heart you'll always be, forever baby
I'll remember you

If the day should come when you need someone
(you know that i'll follow)
I will be there
Don't ever let there
be a doubt in your mind
'cause I'll remember you, you

I'll remember you,
and baby that's forever true
you're the one that I'll always miss
never thought it would feel like this
I'll be there for you,
no matter what your goin' through
in my heart you'll always be, forever baby
I'll remember you

Forever baby, I'll remember you

GAYLE ROCKS MY WORLD

2007-11-08T09:46:00.000-08:00

BIG FONT FOR MY BIG PERSONALITY.

GAYLE the GREAT here

BBQ PEOPLE

YAY ness.

okay , thanks to afifi and her wonderful mother

we've got the bbq pit thingy settled.

but we're not having a chalet, due to fat people who occupied all the rooms.

so BBQ for us only

chagi sailling club

15th november

AHH

ITS SO SOON

AND WE HAVE NO PLANS YET

SO SCREWED.

please write on the tagboard again

about what you are bringing and stuff

pretty please?

FOR GAYLE

yes.

anyway,

what on earth do you people wanna eat?

bbq stuff

chicken wings, satay, otah, potatoes, cor, BLAH BLAH BLAH

desert

jelly, drinks, mashmellows, sweets, chips BLAH BLAH BLAH no chocolates cause it would be liquid already if we actually do bring them. GLOBAL WARMING. -sigh-

WRITE WHAT YOU ARE SPONSERING

due to poerty issues

we need you rich asses to be nice kind rich pampered asses to sponser us with stuff like those above ^

PLEASE

BE KIND SOULS

okay enough of shit

WE ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE DATE

PLEASE HURRY

i thank you for your co-operation

CALL ME

90616256

-wink wink-

for party issues

NOT FOR PRANKING

with free chicken rice and my views on condoms and sex

stupid chibot, camelia, steffi, sherry? and natasha the devil child and melamine bowl.

OKAAAY

I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO ADD

GOODBYE FELLOW GAYLE LOVERS.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

lurbz me worhx,

GAYLE the GREAT

2007-11-07T05:45:00.000-08:00

Hey.. made somethin sweet for u guys.. hope you'll enjoy it:)
Look forward in seeing u all at the class party...

link: http://www.rockyou.com/show_my_gallery.php?source=ppsl&instanceid=89935394

2007-11-06T03:04:00.000-08:00

ALL THE LOVE TO GAYLE THE *cough* GREAT *cough* FOR THE NEW BLOGSKIN, YADDA YADDA YADDA.

tata's class video:
it's currently being screwed up by blogger's video system.

ergo, i posted it on youtube.

203 IS NOW GLOBAL!

here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm74bgvqIcI

and here's a nice one, courtesy of shriveena:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNJEGoU2mw

we're gonna get sexy for a minute!
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahha.

TWO EIGHT ONE ONE.

xoxo,
christel.

2007-11-04T03:55:00.000-08:00

HELLOGOODBYENERDS(:
Okay, anyways now that we're all streamed to different classes, stop being depressed that you're not with your friends, it's time to make NEW friends, in your NEW classes. Because no matter how badly you wish, 203 is seriously GONE and we're never going to have lessons/anything again. We're never going to be a class again, so you guys need to stay in touch okay? Don't get too caught up in your new class and forget about what 203 had.
I was thinking; at the end of every year, we have a party and invite all the 2007'203 people just to, you know, bring back memories and etc.

ALSO:
WOULD SOME KIND SOUL PLEASE CHANGE OUR CLASS PIC ON THE BLOG TO THE CAMP PIC, I TRIED BUT I SCREWED THE BLOG UP, THANKFULLY IT WAS ERASE-A-BLE.

I'm sorry i sounded a little harsh.

LOVE(AND I SERIOUSLY LOVE Y'ALL),
shriveena *cue smiley face*

2007-11-04T03:28:00.000-08:00

QUESTION:
where was sexy before justin timberlake brought it back?

ANSWER:
class 203, of course.

if you got this wrong..
sigh. you have deeply saddened me.

xoxo,
christel.
november/saggitarius baby.

PS. mark this date on your calendar: 28 november. and give me free hugs. :D

2007-11-02T02:27:00.000-07:00

from melanie:

gah! zac efron's at it again!!

(www.trent.blogspot.com)

2007-10-30T18:35:00.000-07:00

gah!!
omg omg i love the ideas and sponsors and stuff!
a big thanks to contributors, planners, idea-givers, wisecrack-makers.
yeah so anyway, since i would like to do my bit for society, i mean 203, CHOPE I CO-WRITE DARE JAR WITH NAIDU!
haha oh you will SEEE my prowess!
me + naidu = dynamic force of doom!
okok, i am over-reacting. so basically, not to bore you with details, i have come up with a few ideas. listen!

so dare jar, we aren't sure how many people actually are coming.. BUT we'll do as many as humanly possible. naidu: can i contribute a jar? please o please ((: ok yeah then you do half, i do half. and i will MAKE it daring. HAH!
oh yeah if the person simply refuses, there should be a forefeit cup. or i dont know? double dare jar. something like that.
so how? do we still wanna make a huge card, like for mummy and papi?
ok ignore me.
official photographer for the evening: yours truly.

ok so i guess thats it.
Melanie, a Dugamelly.

2007-10-30T11:53:00.000-07:00

Hey people, so set ah?

DATE: 15NOVEMBER.
TIME: 4PM-9PM (MAYBE LATER)
PLACE: changi sailing club..(right afreakqah?)

So, at the party, i'm going to be expecting you guys to come around 4pm, not 'fashionably late' unless you have something planned before that.
while we wait for people to come, we'll find a place to attach your envelopes and well, you guys can help out.
We'll be playing an old-fashioned DARE game, no truth, sorry. I'll be making something i'd like to call a 'dare jar', filled with sickeningly scarly embarrasing dares, where we spin a bottle, the lucky victim is chosen, and you pick something out of this dare jar, and you HAVE to do it, or, you drink down some disgusting mixture of pizza and coke, to pick another dare.

so, yeah. Please people, bring YOUR MONEY, i think $2.50 is enough?

FOOD.

Okay, i would like to thank amanda and natasha for providing us with the junk food to munch on at night, if any of you nerds feel hungry, MIDNIGHT FEAST ANYONE?
I'd personally prefer: lays (ORIGINAL AND SOUR CREAM!), and any other kinds of chips, anything amanda, BRING WHAT YOU GOT!
We'll pay amanda back using our 'class fund/budget'
For dinner, we'll order pizza if the BBQ doesn't go as planned okay?
oh and thanks to niniple for sponsering bee hoon, this can be like some potluck thing lah, all you nerds bring food from home, and if BBQ goes well, we dun need pizza and gaybarf won't be all complainy queen 'I DOWAN PIZZA'. ha(: kidding gaybarf(:
AND I CHOPE NOT TO TALK TO THE PIZZA LADY, if we call her lah.

DRINKS

THANKS to rachel and all you nerds who are bringing drinks, we'll need alot since it's a sleepover, ppl will get thirsty and what not. yeah.
Don't worry, we'll pay you back using class budget/fund.

PARTAY STUFF

After you guys come, y'all stick envelopes and once we have a crowd, we'll play blow wind blow to warm you guys up.
Then we'll play DARE till 6.30pm, then at 6.30pm we eat!
eat, eat, talk talk till dunno when.
then we go to set up sleeping bags and have a sharing session, feedback about today, and your general feelings about class, like camp!(:

Yeah, that's it. Oh IVY, i need your help. It seems not much people know about the class party, so you have the class list right? would you mind calling everyone up to inform them, but not yet, after everything's confirmed and stuff then you all. Now, our food, venue, not confirmed. I'm not sure about sleeping arrangements, who's coming, who can't come and all that stuff, so y'all just keep the whole 2days, 15-16nov free, okay?

Thank you to: Amanda, Natasha, Peining, Melanie, TATA, Gaybarf, Ivy, rachel, danielle, christel and all of you who responded. thanks and sorry if i left anyone else out(:

"turn it up, it's five minutes to midnight i'm coming home with KYLE PATRICK tonight(:'-wohoo. it's like 4am, i should sleep.

With love,

1/3 of dugamellys (shriveena here)

(p.s here's a taste of one of the dares i came up with)

" WEAR YOUR BRA OUTSIDE ON YOUR CLOTHES AND IF PEOPLE STARE, SAY YOU'RE TRYING OUT FOR THE ROLE OF WONDERWOMAN". (: iknowi'mbrilliant,

psh.bye(:

The Pursuit of happiness.

2007-10-30T03:15:00.000-07:00

Hey my 203 MAMAs.

I'm bored and I am going to talk crap here.
I think i will put Pictures at the end.
How are you all?
I think i am having the time of my life during the school holidays.(note the sarcasm)
I am going to a trip to Bintan and I think i am going to enjoy it.(no sarcasm here.)
REALLY!
-Scuba-diving.
-Eating.
-Swimming.
-AWESOME SUN-TAN!
-See hot boys.(maybe?)
-Go to the disco.( NO AGE LIMIT!)
-Get my hair done.
-Get my nails done.
-Buy stuffs for my dear 2/3 Loverlies((:
Yup. OKAY! hahah, and most probably, i can meet MUMMY!
uhuh.
So, everyone prepare to see what stream yall go to?
I am.
I don't really care.
I don't think I will go 3ple Science, though.
I know NI-NIPPLE will lah..(DUH!)
erms.
Yup. I effing miss secondary two-zero-three lah.
I miss MUMMY TOO!
I miss my cliquey buds.
I miss fun times and dirty times during recess.
and MRS KRISHNA/MS SHEKHU classes(:
I miss Mr Sim's bimbo music classes.
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE US GOING TO SECONDARY 3?!
All we are studying is science, science, maths, maths, LIT, LIT!
Damn school.
We should be home-schooled.
WAIT!
No, We shouldn't.
If we are home-schooled, we won't have friends!
mmmhhh.
okay, anyway everyone.
HALLOWEEN tomorrow!
YAY, right?
I'm damn the excited.
But my wig is like damn the itchy!
Okay, so see yall tomorrow!
OH!
Tomorrow is FRANK IERO's BIRTHDAY TOO!
He is turning 26 yrs old if i'm not wrong?
Don't forget ahh!

Damn it!
My computer can't put pictures.
okay.
Another day then.
((:

byebye loverlies.
Don't know who i am yet?
Affi-qahhh.
peace out!

2007-10-30T01:24:00.000-07:00

*PLOWS INTO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER*

ok it seems stress has caught up with the naidu and gaybot in planning, especially the bot. so, i have come in the hope of lightening everyones mood. be lightened!
ok so yah thank you, we have contributors:

> food: junk food: amanda.
> beverages: danielle & rachel.
> money: i should think we have more than enough in class fund (more than hundred) so all you nerds could just bring a low low amount of say $2.50? more is greatly appreciated.

as for the venue of the partay, i think it's the changi sailing club if i'm not wrong? (thank you afiqah) so i estimate this is the "to-bring" list:

- yourself
- nail polish?
- at least a bag of chips or some sweets.
- swim suit
- towel
- spare clothes + unmentionables.
- sleeping bag.

PLEASE, TELL YER FRIENDS (only 203 friends) COS NOT ALL OF YOU NERDS READ THIS BLOG SO SPREAD THE WORD, OK?
well thanks.
for any enquires, please please PLEASE call:
96315793 (Shriveena)
90616256 (Gayle)
THANK YOU.
RSVP, or else. we know where you live.

LOVE, melanie.

FREAKING DATES

2007-10-29T22:10:00.000-07:00

15th November
is it cool with you all?
00-10 of november --> kun ming trip
17-18 of november --> natasha has got a performance to do
16-26 of november --> jacqueline is travelling
7-13 of november --> tata not free
WEEKENDS --> tata not free
25-30 of november--> wee chan may not be free
3-10 of november --> afifi will be off and away
22-23 of november --> councilor camp
3-5 of november --> mourning due to streaming thingy

lets say 15th is the chalet.
basically. 15th we go there. stay there for the night. 16th we go home OKAY?

PLEASE WRITE THE DATES WHEN YOU ARE NOT FREE IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER HERE IN THIS POST GO EDIT IT. OR TAG ON THE STUPID TAGBOARD .

and people who dont wanna make an effort in trying to cancel dont come
seriously
its like the first time we're having this
so MAKE AN EFFORT IN AT LEAST TRYING TO CANCEL IT
we cant fit into everyone's schedule

*cools*
you know you love me
XOXO gossip girl
I MEAN gayle ( the great )

pic

2007-10-29T05:16:00.000-07:00

fooooools

2007-10-29T05:08:00.000-07:00

new cheer y'all:

THIS NOVEMBER IT'S ALL ABOUT FUN,

203 203 UNDER THE SUN!!

ah i am such a poet(: hear me roar.
*ROAR*

and the party plans are lookin good ok, so keep those pants on.

thanks afiqah!

MOVE BEEYOTCH!

haha yah ok toodles.

xoxo melanie.

2007-10-29T03:51:00.000-07:00

hey people; bad news.
so, okay since we're all happy planning what to do at the partay, WE HAVE NO VENUE.

Now, we're going to talk about CHALETS

the rates are : 50-80 bucks and i'm not even sure if these chalets are big enough for us because there's no pictures, nothing. So, we need the help of the MIGHTY form teacher, MS.ANGELITA TAN! See, we can't go booking chalets by ourselves, and there will be no one to take care of us, unless someone wants their PARENTS(UGH) to so chaperone/take care of us, and help us out with the chalet-related stuff. Because, chalets. they suck. If you make too much noise, they throw you out, and i've heard they'll charge us for electricty and if we want to sleep-over and stuff, i'm afraid there'll be no AIRCON because we'll be all on the floors and the beds, will go to WEELING and people who can't sleep on floors.
So, WHOEVER HAS THE GUTTS TO CALL MS.TAN UP AND ASK about her coming to the party and taking care of booking the chalet, feel free. I know all of you have her hp number, and some of you have added her on friendster, so maybe it's easier to send her some friendster msg. yeah?

SO, ms.tan will help us book chalets and will be in charge of chalet-related $$, but, we need to pay her back.
With the class fund + each of us bringing 5 bucks, i'm sure we'll be able to cover it.

ALSO, we need a confirmed day to book the chalet, so people: it's either 2nd (results), 3rd, 4th,5th, or 15th, 16th and all the later dates.
i would prefer a later date.

everyone, please, respond to this on the tagboard, with no venue, we can't party. OR CAN SOMEONE GLADY ALLOW US TO PARTAY AT THEIR CONDO?!
well, please, REPLY TO THIS.

love,
1/3 of dugamellys.(:

CD'S (I'M BRINGING GOOD CHARLOTTE, BOYS LIKE GIRLS AND CLICK FIVE)
anyone, bring any cd.

MOVE BEEYOTCH

2007-10-29T03:03:00.000-07:00

MOVE BEEYOTCH
AH AH AHHH.
okok i am over excited.
on behalf of dugamellys (if you will), i have to add on to naidu and gaybix's posts. well i think i wanna ok. i proposed a list of activites. below:

Food.
Drinks.
Party games! TWISTERR!! pin the tale on the gaybot, BLIND-NAIDU-BUFF! and the envelope game. haha lets just call it that.
Sleepovers? i kinda already voiced my opinion on this one like LAST YEAR (as to which no one but naidu replied me. thanks ah. but for all you nerds (Wonka Nerds!) who do not follow, it'll be like carry yr sleeping bags, we stay laaate into the night packed with stories, gossip, and "sharing sessions". as well as games, food, movies, and me snapping candids! i mean, group photos.)hah!
Painting session! we all bring loads of like face paints and finger paints and go wild!! maybe we could make a huge huge card for MUMMY n PAPI.

soo... what do y'all think? constructive tags people. and, QUOTE NAIDU: 'the tagboards there for a reason, fool". oh yes! here are some good responses:

food: pizza/bbq. i think the Du has a point that a barbecue would really be a hassle, what with frozen foods, and dead nerds and such. and not everyone likes pizza. so how bout other stuff? anyone? ideas? tacoes, nachoes, chips (JUNK-O-MANIA?), brownies?, cookies, sandwiches, burgers.
drinks: THANK YOU DANNY! IN JAN-JAN WE TRUST.(: so how bout we get coke? ok wait five bottles right? so i propose: coke, sprite, 7-up, mountain dew, and miranda or something.
games: who shall contribute.
wheres the bloomin' party gonna be held??
wheres the bloomin' doe? ($$$) kaching, thanks chermaine and niniple.
i believe money's the key here. so the dugamellys and class commitee really accept donations.
REALLY! IF EVERY PERSON GIVES US $2 WE'D HAVE 86. BUTTT IF EACH OF YOU SCROOGES GIVES A GRAND TOTAL OF JUST FOUR DOLLARS, WE'D HAVE LIKE 172!
OKOK $3 is fine. total: 129. we did the math.
OK so november you say? date please. please tag.

FOOLS!

<3>melanie.

gayle is the best, high above the rest

2007-10-28T06:54:00.000-07:00

YES
class parrty!!!
i dont want pizzzaaa
please?
i want BBQ though
we'll see who can create fire and stuff
cos it will be super duper coool if we have a BBQ.
cool stuff people
ANYWAY!
and yes yes
GAMES
naibu
you offficially rock my cocks
i meant socks
HAHAHAHA!
no i reallly did, meant socks.
back to where i was
AND ENVELOPE (spelling looks weird)
is a super duper good idea
AHHHH
IM EXCITED!
november seems to be the month for everyone
NOW THE DAY!
WHICH DAY PLEASE VOTE
now
okay goodbye loverlies
HA I PAID ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE KKKKK
by all of your most beloved classmate
the wonderful gayle !
*CLAPS*
*SOME UNKNOWN ROLLS RED CARPET*
*SOME HOT MAN HOLD MY HAND TO WALK ME*
goodbye once again loverlies

2007-10-28T05:08:00.001-07:00

HELLO IDIOTIC NERDY LOVES(:

This is about the class partay! Okay, so, gayle and I will be finding out the prices to rent chalets and what not, and we're just concerned about the money factor. Because we can't pay for everything can we? So, for the renting of chalets, me, gayle and maybe melanie will be paying for it, (FIND SOME CHEAPO CHALET THEN WE SQUEEZE CAN?). haha, kidding.

FOOD - IT FREAKING MATTERS!
So, bbq or pizza or macs/ what?
Because BBQ it's super hard to organise cos we need the meat, then what if no one knows how to start the fire, then what if the meat not cooked, then we all roll over and die! cannot right?
Imagine, *eats food* OMG AHHH! *DIE*.
IMAGINE MAN. CANNOT!
So, ordering pizza in would be the best solution..who's up for hawaiian?
ha, for ordering pizza, you people must all chip in, maybe you people bring 2 bucks each,
43 times 3=129 bucks!
not bad! we can order alot of pizza, garlic bread and everything!
so cool man.ahh.
Yes, that's it for foodies.

DRINKS- WE SO DON'T WANT TO DEHYDRATE!
So, for drinks. we need volunteers to bring some of the drinks in the list below:

Coke (duh. we would die without it)
Diet coke (er..maybe not..)
Pepsi
Sprite
Root beer
Any drink goes, even disgusting green tea and all, whatever makes you happy (:

So, with us having 129 bucks, it would be like our 'BUDGET' , so ppl who buy drinks, we'll use that money to pay you back, yeah?

ACT-MY-TIVIES!

So, what do we do at this amazing partay? WE WILL NOT BREAK UP IN CLIQUES AND TALK, we will have childish games and activites!

SIMON SAYS (WE NEED MUMMY MAN)
Dog and bone
all the crappy games and then we need sharing session!

NAIDU GOT IDEAS CAN!

Okay, you all need to bring envelopes with your names on it, we'll attach all these envelopes somewhere and the whole class can write 'warm fuzzies'. Do you guys know what warm fuzzys are? okay, it's like this. You write notes to all your classmates/ ppl you like, all these warm and lovey -notes like how you're going to miss them. From this, everyone will remember everyone. see, is it not brilliant?

So, the date? November or december? We'll be taking votes from the tagboard so VOTE, nov. or dec. It's your decision cos this is OUR party(:

Any queries/questions, feel free to ask: shriveena@hotmail.com (96315793)<--sms ah!

ANY THOUGHTS? tagboard's there for a reason fool

love,

1/3 of DUGAMELLYS

p.s (i have a boombox thing, so, cds anyone? post it here!)

2007-10-28T03:59:00.000-07:00

I don't know if you can hear anything. But yeah I made it for the class.

TATA

hui min hereee

2007-10-28T01:05:00.000-07:00

hi girlys. min here.jeeesus.weekend,and i miss my 203-ans so much.shimei victoria affeefee,carmen dian cher chloe gayle and melabot chi eveyone elseeee.even melissa! hahaha,i miss her constant whining in class man.its the holidays now,ee are all gonna stray cos we dont really get to see one another often,saying this stuff makes me wnt to cry.HAIYAH.i cant wait to see all of my girlys during th halloween party.i miss you girls so much!
min
out

melabot post

2007-10-25T04:46:00.000-07:00

ahh! oh. my gollygawdgosh.

it's been so long since the melabot posted (: i thought today was the time.

first yeah the sad parts.
it's just plain sad that well, "bonds", relationships (not in that wayy) have grown but i guess it's simply too late. for most of us. i mean, yarh, it took us two bloody years to realize how *perfect* the class was and the realize the better halves of others.

ahh inspirational huh. and camp. ugh it was the thang that made all these things possible.

and class party! ahh. ok i got bullets, y'all.

firstly, being split. really, good luck the EVERYone for the results and the classes we're going to. iceberg, you're welcome for the comment. (:
class partay? i heard planning is in progress and hopefully it wont just skipp like last year. please? if it exists come ok?
have we made new friends? i did.
have we made new enemies?
karma. big word.
class party who wants class sleepover?? raise your hands now. and suggest locations.
noooo tomorrows the lastest day of school! lighten up everyone, just have fun. bring cameras, games, anything to keep everyone occupied. i think.
quote i love myself unquote, shekhu. haha.
who else misses mummy?

i hope this post perhaps cheers people up. have an awesome day everyone. ps. keep those clothes on.
<3>
last words: HAVE Y'ALL SEEN PINKISTHENEWBLOG?? (http://www.trent.blogspot.com/)

GIRLYS.

2007-10-24T05:40:00.000-07:00

HUI MIN HERE.
CHALET PLEASE.

2007-10-24T03:07:00.000-07:00

and i thought the class blog was officially DEAD
wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand
oh wouldn't it be great if we were DEAD.
ANYWAY
last year of US being together
WE NEED A CLASS CHALET
im desperate for one
IM EXCITED EXCITED
LETS PREPARE!
damn
and is this blog even known
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
im bored
*SCREAMS PULLS HAIR SLAPS KICKS BIJOU*

2007-10-22T00:04:00.000-07:00

FOR MY FELLOW HEROES FANATICS.
WHICH HERO ARE YOU?
http://web.tickle.com/tests/heroes/

2007-10-21T23:55:00.000-07:00

You are 67% Sagittarius

How Sagittarius Are You?

i'm sagittarius.
i swear.

2007-10-21T23:26:00.000-07:00

so i stole the monster name link from doris' blog, which i then linked to sexy names.
and ta-dah. some of my favourite people.
i also reserved the very cute condoms for sher-ray.

Get Your Sexy Name

this is chibot, by da way.

WE LOVE YOU PAPI AND MAMI.

2007-09-27T00:31:00.000-07:00

You Are an Orange Crayon

Your world is colored with offbeat, confident, and stimulating colors.
You have a personality that's downright weird - and you wouldn't change it for anything.
Loud and expressive, you voice your opinions fearlessly and strongly.
And while you have a strong personality, you can be friends with almost anyone.

Your color wheel opposite is blue. Your confidence is something blue people truly envy.

What Color Crayon Are You?

2007-09-24T06:38:00.000-07:00

2007-08-15T20:03:00.000-07:00

2007-07-29T02:44:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.

I haven't posted for a long time, but i have something to tell the class:

" I love you guys like a fat kid loves cake"

And here are some lame jokes to make that frown turn upside down (a smile dumb)

" In which part of your body does mickey mouse live in"

" Erm, i dunno"

"DIS-NEY"

"huh?"

"DIS-KNEE"

If you didn't get that, wow your slow.

let me explain the lame-ass joke:

Mickey mouse and disney are related and disney sounds like THIS KNEE aka DIS-KNEE.

Yeah, okay. i KNOW what you're thinking. Here's a list on how to annoy people in a lift:

Take a piece of chalk and draw a square around where you're standing then tell everyone "this is my space"

Look around in a very alert manner and hum to tune to the mission impossible theme song.

Go to a random person and say "let's play poker" and start poking the person. After 10 seconds announce to the entire lift " HAH, I WON. YOU SUCK".

Here's Gayle the retard, caught-red handed. Here's nicole, actually smiling. Here's afiqah, her tongue looks like a mini-version of something i shouldn't be thinking about at this moment in time. but, i am.

2007-07-22T04:29:00.000-07:00

boys like girls

2007-07-21T06:51:00.000-07:00

"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

-George W. Bush, Jan. 2000"

2007-07-20T20:17:00.000-07:00

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.

YAY!!!!!!! Everyone, support the VHEMT.

2007-07-15T09:13:00.000-07:00

i'm sad.

wanna know why?

i'll tell you why.

203 is disappearing.

just like the rainforests.

can someone honestly agree with me that 203 is disappearing?
and not just agree just because everybody else is and you're like, 'oh, everybody thinks that way and if i don't think so too, i'm an outcast.'
seriously, dammit! we need to get together again.

i know this blog has pulled quite a few of us apart, but i hope you guys understand the meaning of 'forgive and forget', and strive to look past each others' shortcomings.

yes, we all hate each other.
'______'s such a bitch.'
'______'s such a slut.'
'can you believe what ______ did?'
'i can't stand _______.'
'_______'s an asshole.'
tell me honestly that you haven't once said or thought any of these lines.
i can say that i've talked about others like that. i've gossiped, i've badmouthed, i've criticised, i've backstabbed. and i'm sure so has the rest of the world.

all in all, what i'm trying to say is that...

it's our very last year together. next year, we'll all be separated. sure, some of us may end up together again, but it'll never ever be the same!
when 2008 comes, class 103 and 203 will just be fragments of our memories.

please, please, please.
just for the next few months, please, let's all just try to get along as a class.
sure, we can backstab a little and we can bitch a little, but please, let the love be still there.
so many people have told me, 'oh my god, i love you so much.' and i myself have said it to others. but how many of us actually mean it truly?
i hope at the end of 2007, the love we have for each other will be at its strongest.

i didn't mean for this to be a 'daily bread' type speech, and i hope you don't think i'm being ironic. i just want us to be united again.
i really don't want to hear anything that goes by the lines of 'united on the outside, shattered on the inside'.
i believe class 203 can be united on the outside and the inside if we want to be.

i love you.
all of you.
and it's real.

CHRISTEL.

2007-07-13T05:26:00.000-07:00

it is friday THE 13th, my fellow retaaarrrds.
so, has anybody run into lady bad luck today? i sure know some people who have. but anyway, there's about 2 hours till tomorrow. all the best. :)

lets remember our primary school days.
the days where we didn't make sense and went around accusing people of things they didn't do just for the fun of it.
the days where we could steal and rob and commit arson and still get away with it clean.
the days we tied fugly double ponytails from the side of our heads and somehow not manage to look like asses doing it.

i dunno exactly how many people read this blog, but i do know a great handful of us are from KCP, so lets pull out our yearbooks and L-A-U-G-H.

SOME MEMORABLE PICTURES
BU1- Clarissa, Weeling.
CE1- Dian, Marietta.
EM1- i hate to say this, but me, who looks like a complete faggot.
MO1- Gayle.
TA1- Eng Eng.

the ones i left out, i didn't think they've changed much over the years, or they don't look ridiculous in the pics, so i didn't name them.

and i'm sure all of us can take a joke, so feel free to laugh all you want, but please do not go overboard as to hurt the feelings of the above named people.
and yes, i'm sorry if you cannot take a joke like the rest of us can. i'm sorry. really really sorry.

but seriously, LEARN to take a joke. if you can't take a joke from us minors now, you'll never get on in life cos everybody's gonna wanna make a joke about you.
(except for _______ who kept calling _______ a sex bomb and almost made her cry and then ran away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you know who you are, darlin.)

and btw, i'm sorry if i've been talking to much, but that's what happens when you let me loose in front of a keyboard.

shutting up now.
CHRISTEL aka CHII.

070707 07

2007-07-07T05:05:00.000-07:00

07.07.07.
let me ask:
are you wearing green?
;) (by doris.)

NOT AFIQAH!

2007-07-02T09:31:00.000-07:00

okay okay people
chill
GUESS WHAT
its not afiqah
so you girls can go apologize to afiqah as sooon as you read this
even the people who said like i really dont know what to say about you afiqah
something like that
its anissa i think
I REPEAT
everyone who thought it was afiqah
APOLOGIZE
(:
here are the codes girls and boys

219.74.33.182 -real person (.)

people who are close to that code are

219.75.14.215 - marietta
218.186.104.156 -christel
218.212.75.82 -nicole
218.212.74.46 - melanie
AFIQAH- 202.42.84.34
so now we all know its not afiqah
so
screw you bitch or bastard who said the people in our clas is f up.
you dont even have balls to admit who you really are
so shut the hell up
and i also dont think you deserve to judge anyone of us
if you think you know every one of us
come tell me please
i'll make sure i knock some sense into you
wait
your not even worth it
OH WELL.
so you can jolly well piss off now
i may not know you
but GOD knows
and you know
OKAY
GOOODBYE BOYS AND GIRLS
and im so dead for school tmr
i didnt bring my science book back home
DIE.
bye
GAYLE HERE BTW
AHAHHAA
bye

HOT HOT HOT

2007-07-01T06:04:00.000-07:00

YAY
i got hot news
stupid shribeena and chibot
not online.
I GOT HOT NEWS YOU TWO SEA WITCHES.
faster come online.

2007-06-15T23:33:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone! Congrats to the class blog, This is it's 101's post (: 101 is a nice number. 100 is just cliched.

Anyway, Been in perth and i tell you, so awesome lah! I'll post pictures asap. You guys should have gone lah! The amount of hot guys, i was drooling (: No pictures though *sigh*. People in perth are so much more alive and spastic and out there and friendly..unlike singapore. [no offence to people who adore singapore]. But there was some discrimination against asians, quite obvious in a shop called SUBWAY, when my friends and i left and didn't buy anything the woman was like "damn those asians". So pissing off right? Well, I just made my way out of the stall. In some shops, the shop keeper would greet aussie peeps but wouldn't greet asians, thus, i didn't give business to those horrid shops.

Sorry if i piss you off by talking about perth so much but hey, all in all, a great country.

About the recent post on the tagboard, here's my view on things:

Nicole: Just because some people don't like the same music you do, it's no reason for you to overeact and call everyone bad things.

Melanie: You're just so cute. Trying to make everyone laugh. But, already nicole is pissed, don't piss her off even more.

Afiqah: I know you mean well but just use your real name. We won't hate you for bringing us to our senses and being a peacemaker(in nicole's words). And you shouldn't be calling your own class f***up. Newsflash. your apart of it.

Gaybot aka gayle: hah, at least you didn't use vulgarities. good on you. You tried to be a peacemaker and thank you for that.

Teacher person: Agreed. We shan't call lim min names like limy from the block. Sorry to lim min for hurting your feelings.

And to everyone, sorry about the whole issue over the song and stuff, my fault. sorry. I guess, silence is golden right? Because our class can never agree on anything (like the class tee). AND to people who are too scared to use their own name on the tagboard, stop insulting this class. Everyone class can't be as united as 205 but at least we try. We don't need people like you "encouraging" us to be more united by insulting this class. we don't appreciate it. not a single bit so go climb up and tree and die.

I love 203 but sometimes, i wish the people who make it up would try to be nicer to each other. I am guilty for insulting lim min so sorry. Let's just get along, let's just make it through 2007 as a class.

With Love,
Shriveena Naidu

2007-06-10T05:01:00.000-07:00

Dean urges Democrats to end war in Iraq.

2007-06-08T22:11:00.001-07:00

why all this quarrel over blog song
DONT PUT THEN!
irritating.
AND IF YOU WANNA PUT
THEN PUT SOME NORMAL SONG
NOT SCREAMO
NOT OLDIES
PUT YOUR SONG SUGGESTIONS
NOT SCREAMO
no A7X.
no 30 seconds to mars.
NO SCREAMO
no oldies.
and no friend thingy
SINCE AFIQAH SAID OUR CLASS IS F UP.
AND NOT THERE FOR EACH OTHER.
DONE.
SUGGEST IF NOT NO SONG CHOICE
AND NO VULGARITIES
AND GET THIS INTO YOUR HEADS

2007-06-08T04:04:00.001-07:00

bon voyage to the ppl going for the perth trip.
naidu,amanda,natasha and adeline.
including me.
HAHAH.

'Rachel.

2007-06-08T01:11:00.000-07:00

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19094136/?GT1=10056
It is about a newly discovered black hole.
Language in the article is relatively easy to understand.
Just read it and get educated.

2007-06-07T20:35:00.000-07:00

You are a fag. People enjoy Avenged Sevenfold more than your shit.
So you can go piss off. Here is the link for another song.

'From Yesterday' 30 Seconds To Mars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5uSu2fTIOQ
Some may call it an improvement. But if you don't like it, why should I care?
You suck ALOT(you know who you are).

I hate you,
nicole

2007-06-07T10:20:00.000-07:00

WHAT KIND OF SHIT DOES NICOLE SEBAS.. LISTEN TO?? OMG, SO SHIT!! omg, for heaven's sake. The whole song, their just screaming!!!! What kind of "song" is that? I mean everyone, go listen to that horrid song that made me deaf. The link, is in nicole's post. UGHS. i've been scared for life/ no offence nicole, but honestly...get something thats easy to listen to and doesn't scare people when they view the class blog. So, anyway, we need people who have music taste to suggest a song, this month's theme is : Friendship(:

GET CREATIVE. WRITE A POST ON THE BLOG. NO TAGGING.

with love for everything except the stupid song,
shriveena/

aha

2007-06-07T07:25:00.000-07:00

why hello fellow kids
im gayle
(:
okay that was sick
ANYWAY
yaaaah
I KNOW WHO IS THE SO CALLED *TEACHER*
AHAHA!
and anissa
the nicole who posted
really is nicole sebastian
not nicole lacour
so poor anissa
your the loser now
AND AND
can people just make known
who you really are
and not
put some crappy name
(:
PUT YOUR REAL NAMES
DONT CALL PEOPLE LOSERS FROM NOW ON
now i learn
what goes around comes around
AHAHHA
come on people
lets sing with justin timberlake
anissa called melanie loser
now she's the loser
how cool is that
KARMA.
okay
goodbye fellow..
kids.

SIGNING OFF
gayle
gayle
gayle
gayle
gayle

2007-06-07T02:00:00.001-07:00

Hear 'The Beast And The Harlot' by Avenged Sevenfold. Please use this song to replace the mother load of crap which is the current song. Please.

Listen to it on YouTube first if you guys are not familiar with the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWPQ-bssAys
The music video is kinda weird and gross. Don't mind it.

Please consider,
Nicole

(P.S: I mean consider the song, not me.)

2007-06-06T08:45:00.000-07:00

Ain't PW da bomb? models: shriveena, rachel and steffi.

With love,

shriveena.

2007-06-06T08:34:00.000-07:00

Dear Mely bely,

Don't worry. I wouldn't hate you that much to the extent of bitching about you on the class blog. I was a little pissed. I wouldn't hate you just because we had disagreements about the class party/sleepover, that's stupid. No need to apologise. PMS 24/7. haha, like 7eleven. OK, i know, that wasn't funny (: Well, sorry too. And can we please refer to lim min as limy from the block because if she ever reads the class blog, we die! AND we are lowering her self-esteem and then when she grows up, she gets all mental and goes to a university and shoots millions of people. We don't want that, now do we? [we meaning the whole class, not melanie]. I know, I get bitchy from time to time and when there's no one to talk to, i BLOG about it. I blow up little things. So don't get offended Melanie. ANd the person i was referring to towards the end of that BITCH post, was someone from 204. So, honestly melanie, I NEVER HATED YOU, i was just pissed, thats all. so once again, i know i say this often and now i really do mean it:

I'm sorry =) I really mean it.
I'm Super Sorry Mely Bely. I really am. For being so bitchy

You know what? This reminds me of mean girls.Just a tad bit right? haha, MELYBELY IS LOVE. <3/..>

With my undying LOVE for waffles,
SHRI-VEE-NA NAI-DU/ AKA shriv. aka norbitdu.

Note4Naidu

2007-06-06T06:12:00.000-07:00

dear naidu:
geez..
once again, pissed much. pms?
uh sorry i mean not in a bad way... .. . .
anyway, i just wanted to say..
was that message directed to me??
it. just.. seemed like it.
i mean, not to think i am "all that" or anything, i just got the feeling that you hated me. you know , bad vibes.
i understand everyone gets well irritable sometimes
but the blog isn't the place to b*tch, but, you know, not that i care. or anything.
just, don't take what i said offensively.
this post and the other one.
sorry.
: melanie.

2007-06-05T06:59:00.000-07:00

oh, so it's fine when you volunteer my house for the movie marathon
but it's not when i volunteer yours for the sleepover thing.
fine, whatever melane. and don't insult me by calling me a "pain in the ass" because honestly, you are one too. i so don't give a damn about this whole party thing anymore
and i really mean it. So don't depend on me anymore for planning, i tried planning but no one gives a shit and i am not in the mood to listen to melanie's ideas. I'm more pissed then willing.

So, here's how it's going to work.

ON the 18th june, you come to the cathay, dun come, it's fine. Whoever wants to come, just come and we'll decide on the movie, yes, even you Limy from the block aka lim min. So, that's it. it will be out little party. because our class is so united, no one reads the blog. some idiots don't even know the blog is alive (no offence to yunice, it's the others).

The sleepover shit:

It's a beautiful idea
No place to hold it.
Melanie is too generous. And cares too much.
So, we'll forget it, or
we could just plan and plan something thats not happening.
you decide.

Arghs, this completely stinks. i'm going to vent:

It's no wonder people hate you

you think you're so funny and etc.

but actually you really hurt people's feelings

and you are so oblivious to this fact

sure, go bitch about me to your friends who i felt,

backstabbed me too.

seriously, you wana bitch, be more secretive about it.

AND i hope you know who you are,

you think you're all that

well, honey, newsflash, you aren't.

Your just some weird kid

that in reality, everyone hates.

so piss off you asshole.

crawl in a hole

and die.

Somehow, i don't feel a little better. Don't worry, the person is someone who i hated at first, then liked, now hate. Confusing crap, i don't need. I JUST HATE HER GUTS, I WANT TO PLUCK THAT UGLY FACE OFFA YOUR BODY AND FEED IT TO RATS. pissed, thats what i am.

AND FOR THE RECORD: KEL FROM KEENAN AND KEL DIDN'T DIE. HE ACTED IN LIKE MIKE2 WHICH CAME OUT IN JAN/FEB. AND KEENAN AND KEL BROKE UP BECAUSE THEY QUARELLED ALOT OVER THE PLOTS OF THEIR SHOW

this is not with love,

SHRIVEENA.

oi naidu

2007-06-05T04:37:00.000-07:00

OI NAIDU.
stop being such a pain in the ass lah.
how dare you put up my house for auction?
you have no right.
NONE whatsoever.
anyway.
ARHH why your house can't?
damn we were so psyched..
anyway i guess once again,
no one's givin a damn abt the party,,
so naidu can we just talk this over in private?
i have some ideas you might wanna try.
tell me your number.
i'm gonna need a pound of bacon, a hammer, a plastic fruit, and an old lady.
awwwwww here goes.
deh-deh-deh... du-du-du-du-du du- deh deh deh... du-du-du-du-du du....
(haha that was actually a Kenan & Kel impersonation.)
you see, with the things and the music...
aw nevermind.

mels.

ME MOMENT.

2007-06-04T22:08:00.000-07:00

HELLO.
Sup dawgs.
Long time no see.
Now lets get down to business.
I have been reading about class sleepover thingy, yeah?
Well...........................................................
Am i invited?
18th of june is like so not awesome i think.
But if it is then yall have fun cause i can't go.
It's because of sailing.
Yeah. it sucks, I know.
But I really L-O-V-E it.
so i kinda need to bear with this trials and tribulations.(shriveena;DD)
I am like going to go through intensive training like from this thursday onwards.
The dates are:
7th June 23rd June.
The duration per-day:
9am to 6pm(can go up to 8 or 9pm latest)
If i am invited, i would like come after.
but the next morning i have to leave like MEGA early.
Which won't be any fun.........................................
So i don't think i would make it.
(if i am invited)
So when is the movie outing thingy?
TOMORROW?
hahah.
well, it is my last day of freedom to the outside world.
I know like no one would be reading this like today or whatever.
But i hope some miraculous miracle would be able to make every one free tomorrow and go for the outing.
~~SORRY, DREAMING.~~
Okay, so....
the class is like MEGA boring this june holidays, yo.
totally unfun.
LOVE THE SONG,THOUGH.
Anyway.
Since i am not going, shall have the honour of choosing the movies.
hahaha.
~~KIDDING.~~
No, i'm serious.
Fine.
WHATEVER.................................................................................................................
okay.
I love this class even though its so not UNA VIDA or whatever it is.
Norbits rock on.
wheehee.
:d
teehee.

arrr.
toodles me mateys.(:

the pirates and the carribean rocked. So did shrek three.. EVERY ONE ROCKED. except me.

2007-06-04T05:22:00.000-07:00

hey everyone, changed the song to Let's Groove by Earth, wind and fire. Because it's the oldies thing going on.

BAD NEWS:
MY mum doesn't approve of the sleepover idea, as in, she said that she didn't want it at our house. *sigh*. SO, melanie's house, here we come! Some of you are unclear of what's happening so i'll explain.

On the 18th of June:

The whole class is invited to go to The Cathay (details of place was in a previous post) and watch a movie. Either Fantastic four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, or Nancy drew.

On some random date:

People who were invited for the sleepover will have the movie marathon. INVITATION LIST POSTED IN A PREVIOUS POST. Maximum 15 people crash at someone's house (NOT MINE!!) and watch movies, gossip etc. NOW, WE NEED SOMEONE'S HOUSE. ANY VOLUNTEERS??????????

Note to melanie: You can't volunteer my house anymore..*sigh*. too bad. CAN WE ALL GO TO MELANIE'S PLACE THEN?? MELANIE'S PLACE IT IS! WOHOOO.

how about on the 18th june, around 8pm (after dinner) we go to melanie's place for the sleepover?? OKAY AR?? BYE.

with "love",
shriveena.

COUNCIL CAMP WAS AWESOME.UNA VIDA!! WOHOOOO.

2007-06-01T03:17:00.000-07:00

hi i'm back sorry i just have movie suggestions. for the marathon.
i officially volunteer to rent them from VideoEzy. not ALL are you mad?

Moulin Rouge*
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days
Mean Girls
School of Rock
Tomb Raider
Along Came Polly*
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Rumor Has It
SOUTH PARK.
Sin City
Into The Blue
13 Going On 30
Honey*
Mr & Mrs Smith
Charlie's Angels
HAIRSPRAY* (um is it out yet? love love love)
Fantastic Four
The Holiday
The Family Stone
In Her Shoes*

err these are my top 20. please get back to me. many thanks.

*my personal favorites. DON'T JUDGE ME!

-melaniedoris

m.moment

2007-06-01T03:01:00.000-07:00

hihihi it is time for the "annual"
melanie's momentttt
with your host, Ryan Seacrest!
i mean.. Ellen DeGeneres!
i mean OPRAH!
okok i mean me.

anyhoos ahh this whole party plannin biz has got me psyched! i want to be the first in line..
so um i dunno, maybe in the place of naidu, i want to take over planning (well at least for 5 minutes. it's enough.).

FantasterificSpasterificSuperDUperNorbitsonsSleepingbagCamp-Party
Venue: Naidu's House (address? oh yah. 52 Arab Street #01-02 Toilet Bowl.)
Date: (unsure but just put a temp one) eg. 12 June-13 June.
Time: 8pm- 8pm.
Plot Outline: We shall go cram into naidu's crib at 8pm sharp and start everything with a welcome song (interesting..) and then move on to PAINTING TOENAILS!! while watchin 1 movie (how bout a crying one?) till like 10:30 or something and then. and then and then. and then we play SLUMBER PARTY GAMES aka pin the tail on the ass, makeovers, HIDE & SEEK, Blind Mans Buff.. till lets say 12 right, and if our brain still permits we shall watch 1 (or 2) chick flicks!! then knock out. day 2 we arise to make pancakes and eat cereal (that is if naidu has food) and bloody bla bla (naidu do you have a pool? OH OH WE COULD ALL PACK INTO YOUR MOM'S CAR AND GO TO THE BEACH. coolness. :D) and then movie marathon and then at 8 we muack muack and say buh-bye. thats it.
You are coirdally invited and your presence is manditory, and so is an RSVP. fart on.

that's about it.
Peace Out!
(no copying)

2007-05-30T10:04:00.000-07:00

hey everyone.

I just wanted to say a big fat(hah) SORRY to melanie and everyone else for not consulting you guys about the class party. yeah, in contrast to my previous post, i found the "error in my ways" yeah. haha, well. About the class party, people who confirmed can come:

Shriveena
Rachel
Amanda
Gayle
Rachel

yeah, that's it. Time, not so sure. We'll see..later in the date. once again, SORRY. i feel awful because it's all my fault :( oh and EVERYONE forgot gaybot's birthday : 22ND FEB. she likes RIBENA so *hint*hint* for a late birthday present (: DID I MENTION THAT MILO VENTIMILIA(S.P?) FROM HEROES IS SERICOUSLY HOT!

THE "ohhhh" so hot list:

Milo V from heroes
Chris evans
Josh harnet(the old days)
Brad Pitt [cliched hottie]
Orlando Bloom[cliched hottie]
Johnny Depp[i don't think he's hot, but some people do]
Adrain pasdar from heroes
Eric Dill [before he quit click five]
Wentworth Miller
Channing Tatum
Matthew Mconaughey
Steve Burns [1996-2001]
Jeremy Dufour
OMG I FORGOT: JAMES LAFFERTY!!
CHAD MICHAEL(WELL, AVERAGE LAH)

HAHA, ok. AND GOOD NEWS:

My house has space in the so called living room to fit a tent BUT i don't have a tent. I'll ask mummy the max. amount of ppl coming. Any one interested? aha. it's gossip, late night movies,drama,romance, roasted marshmallows,chick flicks etc. wohoo. SLEEPING BAGS NOT PROVIDED.

CAUTION: SIBBLINGS ANNOYING,HOUSE MESSY AS HEL.

oh and snacks, we can make smores, chips,brownies,cookies. oh yum. well, here's a list of people who should consider:

Gayle aka gaybot
Dian
Melanie
Afiqah
peining
ivy
amanda
rachel
olivia
Marietta aka tata young
anyone really, except well, i don't mean this in a bad way or anything but:
sorry lim min, really.

well, yeah. hah

sorri if i left anyones names out, it doesn't mean i don't like you. i simply forgot. okay ten. toodles woodles cos i love noodles.

with love and regret,

shriveena

2007-05-29T09:20:00.000-07:00

I know who the person who posted the previous post it,
just by the way you talk.
stupid people shouldn't know.
unless you don't actively read the class blog.

Anyway,

Sleepover thing i tagged about, my house is too messy and too small so forget it. Only 5-6 girls can do the sleepover so act fast.
Movie thing, sorry, no movie marathon. I didn't discuss because it seemed like no one cared, and no one told me, they cared. SO, how the hell am i supposed to know huh? *hint*hint*
And you know what? FORGET THIS WHOLE CLASS PARTY THING BECAUSE:
no one reads the blog, no one even knows about this
i'm not gonna call every single 203ian to get a reply.
SO, AGAIN, if you are going/wana go, CALL ME FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
If only 3 people are interested, what's the point eh? "CLASS OUTING" what shit,
i'm not even being taken seriously with the class party/outing so..yeah..again, what's the friggin point if no one shows up? ALL THIS PLANING FOR SHIT.

So, yeah. I've said what i had to say. Tag/call/e-mail me to let me know you're coming.

MORE THAN 15-20=OUTING STILL HAPPENING

LES THAN 15-20=OUTING NOT HAPPENING

Semi-pissed,

Shriveena. (don't call me umbrella woman anymore, so last year)

2007-05-29T08:08:00.000-07:00

eh.
hi
bloody annoyed with some people i mean poser much. no names shall be mentioned but watch out. my holiday gets worse just thinkin about you guys.
ugh.
christel you're right bitchin on blogs is nice.
especially when the idoits are blissfully unaware.. ..
anyway i'm just sad that the sleepover is just over after a word from naidu..
but whatever lah i'm not sayin i have a BIGGER home or a BETTER idea.
it's just..
shut up.
naidu- cool icon or 'avatar' thingys i guess. i loved the Saddam one and the 'dick likes you' one (might i add supersick).
anissa- bloody hell shuddup lah i'm not your dictionary ok. YOU educated me with the grossness that has infected my pure brain. YOU like to accuse me to hide up your reputation. YOU are pretty low i suppose.
SO STOP TARNISHING MY REPUTATION fool!.
i have said my piece and i guess lots of food fights (food aimed at me) await me now.

I won't even bother to say goodbye,
melanie.
p.s. i hope no one will be entirely offended.
p.s.s. i am entirely ashamed so don't beat me up.
p.p.s.s. thanks to everyone for whatever.
p.p.s.s.s. um, hug anyone? arh forget it.

2007-05-28T20:08:00.001-07:00

omg
you people are so mean.
better hope and pray lim min
doesnt read the class blog.
and im excited for the outings
ho
and and
im bored.
(:
GAYLE

2007-05-28T06:57:00.000-07:00

to correct naidu.
the perth trip is from the 9th sat to 14th(thurs) of june.
yups.thats all.
and hmm,
amanda would prefer the class partay to be on the 18th.
cause for the other dates,she'll most probably be in malaysia.
yeah.

'Rachel.

2007-05-28T06:10:00.000-07:00

GREETINGS NORBITS. HOPE YOU HAD PLEASURE VIEWING THE PICS. HARDIEHOHARIES. ON WITH WHAT I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU PIMPLY PPL(NO OFFENCE):

Regarding the change of song:
I changed it to i'm shaking by a band called Rooney. Sadly, it will only be here till the 1st of June then me/chi will change the song to an oldie song (discussed earlier). No votes yet, so we'll pick randomly.

Regarding the class party:
I have come up with a name for it. "NORBITS UNITED ANNUAL NORBITY PARTAY". haha, if you don't like it, change it. And since there is no venue/no one wants to volunteer their EXTRA BIG homes, I've decided no movie marathon. We could all go to a theatre: the cathay, and watch a movie TOGETHER. 16th June no one can make it. So how about these dates:

18th June 2007--[monday]
20th June 2007--[Weds]
21st and 22nd June 2007--[thursday and fri. respectivley]
25th June to 27th June 2007--[Monday, tuesday, weds]

The earlier part of the holiday me and hye ri will be busy with council related things. Ppl going for perth trip would need time to pack and time to unpack and rest when they get back. PERTH TRIP: 9TH-12TH (if i remember correctly). 19th is a no-no because it's my elder bro's birthday. I wouldn't miss it for the world. After the 27th you'd need time to enjoy the holidays cos it'll be ending soon. Pack bags, check if uni still fits you, buy stationery etc.

Now it's the fun part, deciding on movies:

Shrek 3 *NAIDU LIKEY*
Nancy Drew
Fantastic four: Rise of the sliver surfer *NAIDU LIKEY*
Hula girls
Zodiac
Surf's up
Knocked up
Ocean's 13

wELL, PLEASE VOTE OR NAIDU SHALL CHOOSE. MUAHAHAHAHA. ok here's the venue once again:

The Cathay Cineplex

Levels 5 & 6

The Cathay

2 Handy Road

Singapore 229233

Yup. Hopefully this works out. oh yeah dress themes:

Either normal boring clothes that doesn't attract attention to ourselves

OR

Everyone wears their class tees with any selected bottom (jeans, skirts,3/4 pants,leggings..etc.) and any shoes (heels, flats,etc.). THAT WOULD SO TOTALLY ATTRACT ATTN. TO US! AND IT'LL SHOW PPL HOW UNITED WE ARE. and on the day we need 3 photographers ...ANY VOLUNTTEEERRSSS? tag if you wana be a photographer.

RSVP TO NAIDU[about the dates u can make it, all the dates i suggested above]:
62423656
96315793
shriveena@hotmail.com

Yeah, ok. ouch my hand hurts.

with the love i have for waffles,
Shriveena...NORBITLICIOUS NAIDU (MY WORD!!)

`Naidu out, 9.36pm

READ MY MIND.

2007-05-26T22:13:00.000-07:00

this is revolution.i have not EVER blogged in the class blog..obviously being very lazy and stuff.so today's family day was awesome..what with the HARLEY DAVIDSON bikes&bikers but other than that and the soccer matches and telematch and also the car challenge it wasnt as 'happening' as last year's family day.

after today i pretty much just crashed out..damn tired

so how bouts the class party??let's get a BBQ Pit or something and go to someone's place for a Movie Marathon and also to hold the Class Awards ahahah..

MID YEARS ARE OVER and you guys shall have to face the 'rents hahaha.good luck..

2007-05-26T09:08:00.000-07:00

weeling and shery looking sexy with apple tea and teeth (:

Sherry shekhu looking "goood"

Marietta the monkey (:

woahhh, eng eng slack say!

Lim MIn too sexy for her uniform (: *cough*cough*

BOOBIES!

what's good??!!!??

Camel and Mariet looking GOOD. *cough*cough* [no offence or anything]

hhaaahah, lim min you crack us up.

Yours Sincerely,

Anonymous and Co.

2007-05-26T08:24:00.000-07:00

the girl who goes around acting like she all that.
the girl who goes around demanding highly of others.
the girl who goes around trying to pick fights.
the girl who goes around acting all gungho.
the girl who goes around bitching at people.
and then she slaps you hard and blames you for it.

who is this girl?
WELL JUST GUESS.
she's right here in 203.

so pissed,
christel.

blogs are good ways to vent your anger when you don't have anyone to bitch at.

hui min is posting.zomg

2007-05-26T06:37:00.000-07:00

omgggg.hi people.family day was a blast! omgggg.damn fun.rde the blodddy bike.omg.and chi,i bet the bitch award goes to me.so obviousss.heee.the nike was so awesome.omgroaaaar.so was the haunted house.i love our class.okay.maybe.ANYHOO.to gayle chloe victoria sophia and nadine,i loveyou guys.hee.first time posting here so cute.roarr.

end.
HUIMIN.

2007-05-25T08:29:00.000-07:00

yoha broha(my word) ppl!

I'm here to post some avatars, pictures, whatever i can find just for the sake of posting because as everyone in 203 knows, Naidu has no life. ok on withthe pictures/whatever:

hah, thats all the crap today folks. thank you and goodnight.

with love,
shriveena

2007-05-25T08:23:00.000-07:00

gawd, i am sooo proud of us. we have all the best ideas. we give the sec twos a fabulous name. yes we do.
yup, chloe definitely deserves the award for BEST CATWALK. add a booty shake and it'll be purrfect.
i am so bored. i need to BITCH.
dammit, i can't stand some people in choir. oh yea, go ahead and YAK away. IGNORE me. i'm not there, i'm INVISIBLE, i'm GONE, okay? yea, i've got NO business in this at all. and i thought you people were actually NICE. guess i thought SO wrong. growl.

(NEW) 203 CLASS AWARDS NOMINEES

best crabs --- marietta vs dian
best catwalk --- chloe
best bitch --- _______ vs ________
best whine --- _______
best high-pitched shriek --- marietta
the treehugger/animal lover --- christel vs nicole
the dancing diva --- dian vs melanie
the singing sensation --- christel vs danielle
the drama queen --- rachel vs olivia vs victoria vs carmen
the gay --- weeling
the sporty one --- sherry vs camelia vs chermaine vs victoria
the goody-2-shoes --- hye ri

i'm so not getting my name blacklisted, so you can go die before you find out who i'm nominating for bitchiest and whine-iest.
i have a need to BITCH again.
DAMMIT I HATE YOU TWO. NO MAKE IT THREE. GO ROT IN HELL. I DON'T CARE.

with not much love
christel.

PS. 203 is united in soul but not in mind. haters everywhere.

melanie's moment

2007-05-25T03:39:00.000-07:00

hola.
(speakin of which, what is UP with the poor hawaiian naidu?[ah in a funny way. don't get all defensive afiqah- sheesh]) (:
yeah yeah yeah so anywayy...
school's out.
lets parrrtay!
i mean, if, naidu wants.. or if she's still.. mad.
well today was interesting right? i mean like total... nevermind.
so after all my lame ideas went toally flat like a tyre, i came up with a new suggestion.
well, kind of. not really... WELL NO.
um i was just thinkin of Love Guru 101 but then since we already have Dr D, eh we'll just wait for him to die. (the bugger's gonna die in his sleep, i swear.)
so on to more pressing matters, . . .

racial harmony dance- how was todays practise? good? new dances? should i stop with the question marks? yes?
urm yah CLASS PARTY please say it isn't called off even if like only 10 people (not so little) care, we can still have an INTIMATE gathering..
errr i think naidu's idea is SPANKIN as in radical as in cool ok. golden oldies.. like every month we can have 70s 80s 90s..

AN IDEA JUST STRUCK MY HEAD LIKE A THUNDERBOLT (as all ideas of mine do..). what about monthly class party? aww nevermind.. yah and then each party will have a theme.. "black, white, cartoons, labels, tomato... how uncool is that.?

anyway, i'll see you when i see you.

ciao, melanie.

2007-05-24T10:39:00.000-07:00

RUSSEL PETERS. DAMN FUUNNNYY!!

ALOHA
SHRIVEENA/

PICTURES VIDEOS

2007-05-24T10:14:00.000-07:00

major bad photo of dian stoning. HAHAHA!

HAHAHA!

OKAY ENJOY AND DONT GET TOO HORNY LOOKING AT THEM

gayle.

2007-05-24T10:13:00.000-07:00

woahhh, no bad say!

haha, after I vented my anger on the class blog everyone post. hmms, i should vent more often. Sorry about the post by the way. Didn't really mean it..i was just pissed at some ppl. harhar. so anyway, I WANT TO BE AWARDED WITH: frizzyest hair award. or fuzzy wuzzy hair. haha.

OH YEAH. THANK YOU CHRISTEL for changing the song. i agree with marietta, the song got annoying. Anywoo(my word), i was thinking about the songs and since after you put one song, it gets annoying (hit me up, lipgloss), every 2-3wks, we change the song according to a theme NAIDU PICKS. NOT DORIS, NOT CHI(WELL, OK CHI), BUT NAIDU!

Naidu power. wohoo. naidu power. yum, i like that. ok sorry, back to the point

So, starting from next month, we'll go this themes thing and please respond with song picks via posting. NOT TAGGING. YEAHH, SO NEXT MONTH'S THEME IS:

THE OLDDD SONGS. THE ONES THAT PLAY ON GOLD 90 FM

some examples:

September-Earth, wind and fire
Staying alive-Begees
Boogie wonderland-Earth,wind and fire
Love-Nat king cole
Love will keep us together-The carpenters
Yesterday once more-The carpenters [when i was young, i would listen to the radio...]
Close to you-The carpenters [why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near..]
Cocaine-Eric Clapton
Walk this way-ACDC
jaded-aerosmith
quando quando-Michael Buble
The way you look tonight-Frank Sinatra
Something Stupid-Frank Sinatra[spoil it all by saying something stupid like i love you...]

yeahhh, haha. go listen to these songs on immem.com or radioblogclub. The list goes on. ok haha. NAIDU POWER. I'VE GOT THE POWER. ok, gtg it's 2am. bye!

2am and i'm still awake writting this song
these words are my diary screaming out loud.

Breathe(2am)--Anna Nalick

ALOHA.
WITH LOVE,
SHRIVEENA. AKA NAIDU!!

mel's moment.

2007-05-24T05:09:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAAA.
Melanie's Moment
hehe i was so glad to see the blog so updateddd
it makes me feel happy that people these days finally give a damn to post.
afrequah and naiduu thanks for the nice comments (:
and okok class awards..
how bout..

- second best groper
- BEST ENTERTAINER
- best talk-crap idiot
- best gossiper
- best observer (naidu)
- most horny? (christel!)
- biggest shareholder (mariet? 99cents y'know-what shop, TataRex stalls..)
- best 2/3 photographer
- lamest
- MOST ECCENTRIC
- best shocked-open-mouth-look (goes to RACHEL GAN)
- best video posted on our BLOG
- most spunky
- most flackey (not as in dandruff)
- The Annoyance Bereau

yeah thats about all the ideas i have.
hmm...
christel- is that vintriliquist (sry if i spelt that wrong)?
afriqah- the daancee we made progress so yah.
OH YES anyone got choreography ideas?
please donate to the r.h. dance team. thanks?
and christel- YOU HAVE TO SEEEE THE MAA B4 YOU DIE. i swear it. :D
hmm mmm..
oh yeah naidu dont be mood swingy.
just confide in Dr Doris. really. (:

and i loooove the krishna and shekhu dolls. haha.
I HAVE 2 IDEAS.
1) AWARD 100 DOLLARS TO THE BUYER OF THE K&S LOVERS' SET DOLLS:)).
2) LETS HAVE AN A-Z 2.3 BOOK!!! HOWS THAT? (like, A can be for Annoying people, and C for Class awards, and H for most Horny.. you get the idea.)

HOW WAS IT?
Adios Amigoes!
(no copying)

2007-05-24T04:47:00.000-07:00

search for the lyrics. it'll crack you up.

CHRISTEL.

2007-05-24T04:22:00.000-07:00

CHRISTEL HAS JUST SIGNED IN.

changed the blog song again to 4 in the morning by gwen stefani. i think it gives 'ambience' to the blog. hehe.
the names and award stuff are coming along GREAT. nice work, everybody.
i'm so sorry i wasn't able to think up a proper list before pirates 3 released. btw, watch it. it's really really good, no matter what that psychotic newspaper movie critic says.

results for the awards will be released somewhere during the holidays right here on our blog.
those without internet access or who can't be bothered to check out our site (too busy watching porn perhaps) will have to wait till school reopens.
results will be released to the official public then.
woohoo.

dudu and i will think up some more and if you wanna nominate, go ahead.
then we'll decide the winners.
say, how many awards should we limit it to?
i mean, we can't have the whole class win awards, right? some people have to play the has-beens. there are about 40 in our class, so how about 20 awards?
let us know.

i'm posting a new vid!! i think everybody will like it. i sent the link to some people and they couldn't be bothered to watch it. hmph.

XOXO
CHRISTEL.

P.S the awards thing was my idea, afiqah.

CHRISTEL HAS JUST SIGNED OUT. BUT SHE'LL BE BACK SOON.

2007-05-24T03:24:00.000-07:00

hello.
YES.
I think that the 203 award thingy is kinda cool you know.
haha.
Well I think that the MAA is the grossest book ever.
And i do NOT think that i am a good stoner, please.
So, DUDU should be nominated as the BEST OBSERVER in class yes??
HAHA.
Since norbitdu came up with this award thing, and she OBSERVED us well, she should be one of the nominees.
hahah.
I also think that only the norbits(me) and Melanie blog in this blog.

Racial Harmony
-DIAN
-MELANIE
-ANISSA
-ME
-SHIMEI
-ADELINE
-NATASHA

So are we going to meet up ONEDAY?
we need to practice,please.
YES.
FRIDAY,TOMORROW???
this is going to be MEGA fun.
<3

So I decided that my name should be
AMBITIOUS AFIQAH
Since Adorable is already taken up by Anisha.
SO, can?
hahah.
ILOVESECTWOTHREE.
Exams okay anyone?
mine was ATROTIOUS(however you spell it)
Anyway, today's phototaking was MARVELLOUS, ain't it?
okay.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

loads of happiness,
norbitkah/ersao/LKF/Afiqah/kaka/fiqah/MRS.DORIS(:

2007-05-24T01:28:00.001-07:00

I think the only norbits who post are yours truly and melanie aka doris aka whatever stupid name she comes up with(no offence). About the class awards, just go write a post on the class blog saying who u wana nominate because the pathetic tagboard, won't do. I'm not in a good mood. I don't give a damn about the class party anymore so it's non of my concern. No venue, unfixed date, might as well not have the party huh? And since our class is so 'united', how come no one cares about the party except me and melanie. hah. Okay, so I'm not supporting the idea of the class party anymore because no one is keen on throwing a party so it's really pissing off. NO CARE, NO PARTY. yeahh, i need some response abt the class party, to see if YOU, yes, you, the KPO norbit reading this, that you care. ahhh, tmrw last day of school. JOY. well, I'm going to nominate some ppl for the class awards. WRITE A POST to share your views with the class.

CLASS AWARDS: 203, 2007
Best groper: (muaahahaaah) shriveena
Best ass-smacker:Camelia
Best stoner(s): Afiqah, Victoria, Sherry Shekhu, Kavithra, Clarissa, Gaybit
Horniest Alpha female: Anissa [without a doubt]
funniest teacher of the semester: Mrs.Krishna
Most dramatic: Carmen..gaybit..
Most random: Nicole tao bao sebastien, gaybit,shriveena
best emo-wanabe: Amanda in the PW video, EE chuin
Most pop. gross book: Little black book [it's the best one out there]
Mos gross word uttered by a TEACHER: "get the ball rolling", "tom dick and harry", "it's a hole",hardiehoharies. all by the oh so innocent ms.sim
Best l.o.v.e song:
"L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one i see
V is very very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
and love is all that i can give to you
love is more than just a game for 2
two in love can make it
take my heart but please don't break it
love was made for me and you"
Sang by Nat king cole.

orr, Love will keep us together by the carpenters. (:

yeahh, thats it. NOMINATE PPL, REAL prizes will be given sponsored by Marietta's 99cents sex shop and also sponsored by anonymous and co.

With love,
shriveena

class awards?

2007-05-22T05:26:00.000-07:00
why hello once again.
i'm back like 10 minutes later.
i was browsing through old posts and the blog started becoming "happening" in april. thanks to naidu(:
ANYWAY, moving on (so as not to praise naidu too much), i just remembered- CLASS AWARDS!.

HERE HERE HERE.

best groper:
best ass smacker:
best use of the word "bra":
most creative (gross shakespearen language aka brassanio, balltia):
best stoner:
horniest alpha female:
most gross words uttered by a person in 1 period:
funniest teacher of the semester:
girl with most dirty thoughts:
most random:
most insane:
most dramatic:
best emo-wannabe:
best catwalk of the year by a person:
most popular 2/3 GrossBook (nominees- the maa, the little black book, the year book etc..):
best chef:
most creative with use of words and ability to compose meaningfully disgusting love songs:
most helpful doctor:
best burper:
best farter:
best norbit:
most annoying:
BEST SMILE:
best brace-face smile:

and the very prestigious::
PEOPLE ACCEPTED INTO THE NORBIT SCHOOL OF SPASTIC, GROSS AND LOSER KIDS (10 candidates):

* * *

HAHA thats all i can think up..
NOMINATE YOUR FRIENDS!
its a showdown.
enter the names into the class blog or drop it in a random pigeonhole in the staff room. feel free to add suggestions and more awards.
~ THE AWARDS CEREMONY WILL BE OFFICIALLY HELD DURING OUR CLASS PARTY ~
hopefully.
it shall be called..
The Very Norbit Very Crazy And Amazing 2/3 Norbit Award Ceremony Of Joy And Shame And Squeezing,or just 2o3 Norbits (y'know like Oscars and Grammys).

FART ONN.
-by doris and others.

wassup post.

2007-05-22T05:09:00.000-07:00
WASSUP
ah whatever.
so anyway, i'm kinda bored, so decided to entertain my class, what i'm best at. (: (i hope..)
and yar.. so what does everyone think of the party ideas? hope yall think they're alright. master planner naidu and the "Fun Commitee Pte Ltd" of 2/3 are discussing this whole thing.
...some don't want it on the 16th, as the tagboard shows, then too early can't, too late can't.. ah we'll solve it lah. supermen? yah.
and i guess the whole class is really sadd about like marks and stuff but CUT THE CRAPPIN- just prove you actually can do better.
prep talk? maybe. okie dokie see ya pokies.
BUH BYE NOW.

Adieu!
(no copying)

by doris or melanie.

2007-05-22T04:20:00.000-07:00
and sadly, my house is too small to fit 40 people. so sad :( sigh (snickers). and MELANIE AKA DORIS AKA WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE, you're ideas aren't too shabby. arghs, failed so MANY papers. I WANT TO DIE. OKA, BYEEE

WITH LOVE,
SHRIVEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2007-05-22T04:16:00.000-07:00

HAHA, THESE WORDS ARE RANDOMLY SELECTED FROM THE DICTIONARY SO DON'T GET OFFENDED.

With love,
shriveenaa aka norbitdu aka dudu

points from melanie.

2007-05-21T07:20:00.000-07:00
WHY HELLO WORLD!
or at least 2/3 world..

but this isn't exactly melanie's moment, it's just a note, so i won't label it my column just yet. i have a few points..
1) naidu- you're acting queer.. are you due for medication again? can someone help the poor girl-anyone?!
2) i think everyones party ideas are really really cool- and how bout THIS::
okok, so everyone perhaps has a little costume.. then we go to, say, NAIDU's house for major movie 2 three marathon from 2-8pm, then we have DINNER and then pig out some more (with a little bit of salad..) and THEN here's the big thingamajiggie (naidu-that's MY new word)- 2/3 SLUMBERRR PARTY (*sounds very pink and fuzzy*) and we all don't sleep till like 3am [at the whole party, everyone will be sippin coke, telling stories, gossiping, (STRICTLY NO GHOST STORIES- for the timid ones (:) while a little someone (hint) will be takin candid pics of people like nose pickin, ear pickin etc...] ---> HOW?? I LURVE THE IDEA AND SO DO A HUNDRED OTHERS.
3) tagboard: mm hmm, screams weirdness especially with NINIple with her ahem x-rated comments! ahaha! but it welcomes positive freedom of speech.
4) with ref to (3), MARIET SEEMS VERY P.O.P.U.L.A.R!!!! after her tabloid-cover shot of her on the catwalk. HAHARR..right.
5) thats basically all i have for now.

BUH-BYE.
(no copying)
- X0X0 melanie.
p.s. naidu- stop tryin to bring NORBIT back. so 5 minutes ago? but will remain in our hearts. DREAM ON YOU'RE NOT J.TIMBERLAKE TRYING TO BRING SEXY BACK.
p.s.s. so get lost man. (:

<3

BORBITS NORBITS

2007-05-21T06:06:00.000-07:00
HELLO NORBITS!

i am trying to revive the word "NORBIT" but it's yesterday's news. From what i hear, some of us have done EXTREMELY well for some subjects and i'm hear to say:

CONGRATS TOO ALL YOU IDIOTIC SMARTY PANTS PEOPLE.

To DIAN congrats for english.
To HYE RI congrats for Math. HYE RI IS A KOREAN ROBOT. ok sorry, no offence.

Well, yeah.

OH YEAH, the class party, here's like the 'invitation'

CONGRATS! YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO A PARY.
which means you're well liked which means we didn't have any choice because we were forced to invite the whole of 203 whether you are well liked or not.

Date: 16th June 2007 [well, this can be changed, i just like the number 6.]
Time: 2pm-8pm [movies, are long aren't they?]
Venue: HMMS, NO WHERE,YET!

YOU MUST
Dress in clothes that look good and that are stretchy cos you'll be standing and sitting alot
Bring any type of movie, as requested by annisa AND HER horny company, bring those X-RATED movies.
JIMMY NEUTRON, CARE BEARS MOVIES not accepted
Bring snacks or whatever. NO HEALTHY SNACKS. it's a movie. we are supposed to pig out.

IS THERE ANYONE WHO WOULD KINDLY SPONSER A VENUE? LIKE SOMEONE'S HOUSE. OR A CHALET? or something??

oh and i got this idea.
we should have a holiday tree. bring some cheapo tree and 'dress it up' with holiday-cheapo things.and everyone brings a cheapo present and after a few movies,everyone runs and picks a random present. YOU NO BRING PRESENT. YOU NO GET PRESENT!

OK LIKE THE FLINTSTONES (: stoneage talk.

with love,
shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu

OH AND SHOULD THE MOVIE MARATHON HAVE A DRESS THEME? LIKE STONEAGE DRESSING? I DON'T KNOW/..WE'LL SEE. (:

DR DORIS!!

2007-05-18T21:44:00.000-07:00
hello all and once again,
Melanie's Moment!
with..
Dr Doris!,

haha we've got smashing new letters comin in this week but today since myself and the oh so famous Doctor are very busy trying to figure out the different languages [DISCLAIMER: Dr Doris does NOT speak:
Italian, French, Chinese (Hokkien, Cantonese, Hakka, Teochew, Mandarin), Korean, Spanish, Japanese, Scandenavian, Swedish, African, Latin, Malay, Portugese, Tamil, Canadian, German, and Singaporean.
He/She/It(?) only speaks proper British English.], we will only post ONE letter.
here is the random letter we picked together from our letter wastepaper-basket. uh i mean bin. i meant bag. what i meant was letter Gucci bag. there:

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Dear Dr D,
I have a problem. My boyfriend thinks i am too shy.I don't think i am too shy.Does sleeping with you mom and dad at the age of 53 shy?I love my parents and i am still afraid of sleeping alone in the dark.And my boyfriend[who is 14 this year] says i am so old and lazy, i do not do itwith him enough daily. I do it at least 23 times a day. and after i will go back to my parents house( which is my house currently as my parents are bedridden) to sleep so that i can go to work at the senior centre the next day. Can you help me? I know that i am very unique and very seldom young youth like me write in. Therefore, be an awesome hand and give some help to this poor baby.(me) Another question, are you a girl or a guy? If you are a guy, maybe we could meet up without my boyfriend knowing.*hinthint*
Loads of wrinkles and dead skin,
Shy girl(greece)

Dear Shy Greek Old Lady,
geniunely and sincerely, i have attached a namecard of my local psychiatrist. seriously, you need professional help. even though i am one, i only major in psychology and gynaecology. sigh. what i do have for you, however are these bullets:

You are slightly horrifying from the way you sound.
Your "boyfriend" is probably your grandson, but I think you have amnesia.
23 times- I suggest you buy extra birth control every 4 hours, and please do go for HIV tests.
You are not young at all, in fact you're as old as century-old ginseng. might i suggest you take some.
I suspect you are retarded, or have a major case of spacism.
I do not accept "*hints*".
have a pleasent day, freak.
XOXO,
Dr. Doris.

p.s. My gender is unfortunately undisclosed. But I can tell you i am not a BOY nor a girl. even if i was a man, i would never consider a fossil like you! please do consider Michelangelo though. Him being 532 years old and all, you two make a perfect match.
p.s.s. if i wasn't of help though, please go jump off a building.

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and there you have it. we'll be back for more soon.
G'day, Mates!
(no copying)

Message for Dr Doris.

2007-05-18T21:31:00.000-07:00
Dear Dr D,
I have a problem. My boyfriend thinks i am too shy.
I don't think i am too shy.
Does sleeping with you mom and dad at the age of 53 shy?
I love my parents and i am still afraid of sleeping alone in the dark.
And my boyfriend[who is 14 this year] says i am so old and lazy, i do not do it
with him enough daily. I do it at least 23 times a day. and after i will go back to my parents house( which is my house currently as my parents are bedridden) to sleep so that i can go to work at the senior centre the next day. Can you help me? I know that i am very unique and very seldom young youth like me write in. Therefore, be an awesome hand and give some help to this poor baby.(me) Another question, are you a girl or a guy? If you are a guy, maybe we could meet up without my boyfriend knowing.*hinthint*

Loads of wrinkles and dead skin,
Shy girl(greece)

2007-05-18T07:07:00.000-07:00

Isn't Marietta FASCINATING??
Here's Marietta doing the big walk near some random plant @ Victoria's house. hahah, actually, she was walking to the plants to talk to them (serious) and then she was walking back and i snapped this shot. Afiqah said she looked like she was trying to do her best catwalk but, to me it looked more like her doing the big walk, hardiehoharies. oh yeah, these are some of the words I invented so no one can copy them:

Whooptidoodledahdleday
Hardiehoharies
Hohoha
Hello yello fellow
Bombastic Spastic
doodlewhoops
hardie hardie hah
traladie
tradie lardie
crapy wapy
tardy wardy
wohooodoodles
yayway!
gaybitlicious
duckorous
duckalicious
Well,that's about it. Well, you can copy it but please credit your's truly when you do so. har har har. MONday is D day, we are safe..for now. Good luck for results everyone and learn how to forge your parents' singanatures asap (: [ read between the lines]

ok, i shall now shut up. bye norbits (no one uses norbits anymore, sigh )

With love,
shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu

&& TAG MY BLOG NOW! www.dramatic-whooptido.blogspot.com

thank you!

Dr Doris autograph

2007-05-16T21:04:00.000-07:00
specially for Christel-bai:

love from melanie and "love" from Dr D (" hope you like this, very unappreciated crazed fan").

2007-05-16T07:16:00.000-07:00
[SCREW MRS L. SUCH A BITCH. BEFORE I EVEN SIT DOWN SHE GIVES ME THIS 'YEAH WHATEVER' LOOK. AND THEN SHE GIVES ME SOME CRAP AND I'M LIKE 'LADY, I'M JUST HERE TO TALK, YOU CAN SAVE YOUR BITCHIN FOR SOMEONE ELSE'. BIIIITCH.]

i've got avatars for ya'll here... enjoy. (i want a playboy bunny hairclip!)

hope the pics dudu posted below was wacky enough.
mariet bought some manga magazine with some hentai shit inside and shriv was like, WHAT'S HENTAI? and i'm like, IT'S ANIME PORN, DUMBSHIT.
these st. pats guys just happened to walk past and shriv goes, ANIME PORN?!?!?!
hmmmmm. ya think she did it on purpose?

ANOYNOMOUS & CO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
AFTER SOME SNOOPING AROUND AND QUESTIONING, WE HAVE FOUND OUT THAT 2/4 IS COMPLETELY UNCORRUPTED AND INNOCENT.

have fun for marking day, ya'll.
and i mean it in the good-natured way.

XOXO
CHRISTEL

2007-05-15T08:19:00.000-07:00
Mariet and Christel doing their best "Krishna"
Mariet, Christel and Natasha(204) at KFC

Marietta and her sexy model pose :D

with love,
Shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu.

-5 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT (: I LOVE GAYLE GAN DHI SHAN

2007-05-15T04:20:00.000-07:00
sped up version of smack that, damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlRxPWLJEuU

with love,
shriveena

2007-05-15T03:21:00.000-07:00
good evening my little humblings! it's time for..
Melanie's Moment!
today i am pleased to release,

Dr Doris!,
the very magical and certified doctor of psychology and gynaecology.
here are your queer letters you sent this week (our closet was storming with notes and letters, but we randomly picked up these 3 different questions). enjoy...

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dear dr.d,
THAT'S ME!
dear dr.d,
i have a boyfriend who's really really sweet..
BUT I HATE HIM.
the thing is, he sends me flowers, blows me kisses, is VERY sensitive...
BUT I HATE FLOWERS, HE IS TOO GAY, AND HE IS SO GAY.
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO- he is so nice but annoying.
from,
worst gurl in e' wurl.

dear "worst gurl in e' wurl",
first, i suggest go get remedial. your spelling sucks.
second of all, you are THE worst girl on earth! such a boyfriend- aiyaiyai, i pity him. but yah, you really should be thankful for what you have. maybe when you tell him, he'd either a: start crying, or b: call you a nasty nasty person. or perhaps in a rare case, c: say OK and be gone. if a, you're a goner. boys, don't cry. haven't you watched the movie? expect a call from his MOM. if he does b, you will be doomed as he will cry after, then try to take his life, or worse, yours. if c, i think you'd be fine, except he'll mysteriously dissapear. ooo...
good luck in hell,
Dr. Doris.

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Dear "Doctor",
i'm so, EMO. i think penknives are cool, but too common. can you think of other ways to torture oneself?
black and dark kisses
fEMO.

dear fEmo,
three little prompts=
1) might i suggest dripping boiling hot fresh wax all over your hand for the next 3 and a half hours,
2) go to your fridge, pour ice cream all over yourself, cover your face in whipped cream, dunk choco sauce down your shirt AND pants and top it off with nuts and a dozen cherries in your bra. (if you're a boy, put on mom's underwire or sis' push-up on your shirt. you can be "Superbra") you will die of embarrassement if you go like that [for added humiliation, clown shoes?] to your school prom.,
and
3) get therapy!

dark hugs to you too
"Doctor" Doris.

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Dr D*Cube,
wassupx?i hrd u're doin a clmn,so i jst rote 2 say hi n mke a shoutout to mi frenz.hi!! :)

dearest whoever you are,
YOU'RE SO LAME AND STUPID.
i'm sorry, you are wasting my very precious column time, and like little miss "i dunno how to spell girl and world", please, do go for english remedial together. utterly nonsensical.
Dr Doris.
p.s. my name isn't 'D-Cube'.

:+:+:+:

now that we have revealed these 3, hopefully you'll join us once more for episode two, and maybe even write in a little something.

Au Revoir!
(no copying.)

2007-05-14T10:01:00.000-07:00
hey norbits,

quick update:

first i changed the song to i'll be there for you, that FRIENDS theme song then me and christel agreed on lip gloss by lil' mama. it's very..beaty so enjoy. MY LIP GLOSS BE POPIN', MY LIP GLOSS BE COOL. hahas. :D

with love,
shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu.

2007-05-14T07:50:00.000-07:00
MAMMA MIA! THE EXAMS ARE OVER AND DONE WITH, BABY!

so what're we gonna do now? i expect the usual... fun, laughter, peace, joy, and most of all, DIRTY LITTLE THINGS. *snicker*
of course, we can expect our very own dr. doris and anissa to take care of that.
(those who were at the literature remedial after school the other day should remember what they did that left us all deeply traumatized.)

shriveena and i are currently working out the 203 CLASS AWARDS so you know you won't be disappointed. results should come out by the time PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 releases.

YAY PIRATES YAY PIRATES YAY PIRATES.
I'M GETTING TIX TO THE SNEAK PREVIEW WOOHOO!

love ya'll.
christel.

P.S for your own safety, remember not to mention PIRATES around me or i'll go mental. (see above for example.)

2007-05-14T02:31:00.000-07:00

AFTER ART EXAM

2007-05-14T02:24:00.000-07:00
GREETINGS NORBITS!

1) About christel's ideas, i think they are great and can we vote during the post exam activities when we stay in class for the whole day playing heart attack, uno, gossiping,etc.

2) I am interested to be the class photographer, i will take random pics of the class in 'action' and comment and write gossip that's obviously false. I also wana be the person who uploads funny,sad,heart-wrenching,awful etc. videos. IS THAT OKAY WITH EVERYONE?

haha. well, that's it and i hope everyone saw the parody of newly weds..HILARIOUS. and i agree with sulin dunster aka dunster that Jessica Alba is a GR8T actress..she can pull off that bimbo thing. hahahs (:

With love,
SHRIVEENA aka norbitdu aka dudu

2007-05-12T12:44:00.000-07:00
Parody of Gwen stefani's song the sweet escape

2007-05-12T12:39:00.001-07:00

Madtv jessica alba - parody on jessica s
Uploaded by jogare

2007-05-11T11:24:00.000-07:00
okey dokey. finally changed the blog song.
this new one replacing HIT ME UP by GIA FARRELL is SAVIN' ME by NICKELBACK.
kinda dark, but i love it, and i think you people will too.
i just changed the song on a whim cos HIT ME UP was getting boring.

so i have a few brilliant ideas on my mind right now.

1. 203 CLASS AWARDS
kinda like the MTV awards or something, except we have weird titles like most horny and stuff like that. of course, we'll vote in class and i'll post it on asap.

YES/NO?

2. 203 CLASS BLOG ROLE ASSIGNMENTS
okay, so we have people in charge of different stuff on the board so we don't get into all sorts of shit arguing over what is best (which we don't, but i'm just saying it).
for example: D.J., CLASS NEWS, ASK DR. DORIS THE SEXPERT, etcetc.

YES/NO?

XOXO
CHRISTEL.

P.S. 11 MORE DAYS TO PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3: AT WORLD'S END!!!

The Little Black Book from Anoynomous & Co. is now on sale! (NOT)

2007-05-06T22:45:00.000-07:00
THIS MSG IS FOR ALL THE SPASTICANS OUT THERE.I KNOW YOU WROTE IT:

Tradie lardie. hello 203 pimples. sorry, principal pimpal from all that..yeah. OKAY so anyway i am here to post some songs i made about my chinese teacher. zhou lao shi aka fashion duck.

Duckorous (to the tune of glamorous)

Flying "first class"
up in the sky
pop the water
living the life
in the duck lane
she won't change
she's the duckorous
oh the flossy flossy.

Duckalicious (to the tune of fergalicious)

she's the d to the u to the c the k the y
and can no other ducky put in down like her
she's duckalicious
so tasteless
and if you were suspicious
all that duck quack is fetiticous
she blows duck kisses
that put that pang(as in mr.pang) on pond pond
and he'd be lining down the pond
just to watch what she got
she's duckalicious

well, there are so many more songs so i'll have to post it some other time. gtg study for math with i'll obviously fail for ..so what's the point?

MUGGING FOR THE GOD DAMN MID YEARS. shriveena. (did i use the word correctly..i hope so)